8 Twitter Accounts That Will Repeatedly Make Your Day
Posted by GreaterGoodness
Stuck in a mid-afternoon slump? Not to worry! Let Twitter be your savior.
These 8 quirky accounts are sure to give you the boost you need, one strange, wonderful tweet at a time. Read on to get a taste and start following ASAP!
8. Conan O’Brien, @ConanOBrien
Well known for his hilariously skeptical spin on current events, our man Conan doesn’t disappoint in tweet form. We love catching a glimpse of his deepest musings, like this one: “I wonder if sales of Butterball turkeys would be as high if they’d used the name MargarineOrb.” Valid.
These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence.
— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 17, 2014
2. Lord Voldemort, @Lord_Voldemort7
You’ve read the books and seen the movies, but if you aren’t following He Who Must Not Be Named on Twitter, you can’t quite call yourself a Harry Potter superfan. His witty commentary on all things pop culture is to die for…but hopefully not literally. Case in point: “Halloween costume idea: Dress normally and tell people you’re ‘a malfunctioning invisibility cloak.”
#AwkwardMoments: When a Death Eater accidentally touches their Dark Mark in the shower. — The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) November 16, 2014
1. Steve Martin, @SteveMartinToGo
It’s no surprise that seasoned funnyman Steve Martin knows how to compose a joke in 150 characters. Ever self-deprecating, he frequently pokes fun at his own celebrity, like this tweet in reference to his album’s listing on Amazon: “This five star review is posted on Amazon of “Love Has Come for You”: “Arrived promptly and well packaged.” And his photo-tweets are pretty great, too.
Just gave up my first-class airline seat to the person who actually had the ticket for it. — Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo) June 29, 2014